They Say:

You touch the feet of Theodore Dwight Woolsey, and you’ll study at Yale.


Did I touch his feet when I toured Yale University? Yes


Could I study at Yale? No

Grab the bull by its balls, and it’ll bring you financial good luck.

Did I grab the balls? Yes, the cold bronze


Did the grabbing help? No

Lastly, on a Halloween night:


Do I need that mask to be called a devil? No

So I am a devil? Yes

Do I hate myself? Not yet

Happy Ending or Nappy Ending? Happy ending, hopefully.