You touch the feet of Theodore Dwight Woolsey, and you’ll study at Yale.
Did I touch his feet when I toured Yale University? Yes
Could I study at Yale? No
Grab the bull by its balls, and it’ll bring you financial good luck.
Did I grab the balls? Yes, the cold bronze
Did the grabbing help? No
Lastly, on a Halloween night:
Do I need that mask to be called a devil? No
So I am a devil? Yes
Do I hate myself? Not yet
Happy Ending or Nappy Ending? Happy ending, hopefully.